Your personal finance command center. Budget with 50/30/20, track liquidity in real-time, manage subscriptions, get roasted by AI—all while keeping your data on YOUR phone.


Real-time solvency tracking. Know your "safe-to-spend" cash vs bills. See your burn rate and financial runway instantly.
Master the gold standard budget system. Needs (50%), Wants (30%), Save (20%). Visual alerts when you overspend.
Get personalized financial insights with savage humor. Your spending habits analyzed and roasted in real-time.
Your financial data stays on your phone (SQLite). We don't want it. We can't see it. Sync to YOUR Google Drive if you want.
Track ALL your money. Multiple bank accounts, credit cards, cash wallets. See total balance across everything.
Netflix, Spotify, Adobe... we got the icons and colors ready. Stop typing manually like a caveman.


For the casual user.
Total financial control.
Master your money with the gold standard budget system.
Visual bars show your budget usage. Red alerts when you overspend. Custom ratios if you hate the rules.
The most important question: "Can I afford this?"
Real-time updates. No guessing. Total clarity.
We support 3 types of money-drainers:
We are "Local First". By default, data lives on your phone.
Want to sync?
WE CANNOT SEE YOUR FILES.
Pro users can push payment dates directly to Google Calendar or Apple Calendar. Events update automatically if you change the billing date in the app.
Yes. Free for up to 7 subscriptions and 3 accounts. After that, you gotta pay us so we can eat.
Hell no. We're a full personal finance manager. Track subscriptions, expenses, income, budgets, and accounts. With 50/30/20 budgeting and liquidity tracking built-in.
Your financial health meter. Shows how much money is actually safe to spend vs how much is already committed to bills. Think of it as your "can I buy this?" detector.
NO. We are too lazy to manage servers. Your data is your problem (and stays on your phone).
Yes. Pro users can export everything to CSV. Make your own Excel charts if you're a nerd.